Unit:Word of Lowtax

Recruitment
ANSWER THE CALL TO ARMS GOONS! Enlist in the Word of Lowtax now. We are the hidden weapon of the CC, our enemies know us as the infamous Goonswarm. Be ready to take charge with a breakable will and yielding personality. Quantity over quality is our motto and deceit, fart jokes, betrayal and apathy define the "Goonswarm", can you handle it? A cheetos-covered hand, an illustrious neckbeard, a high cholesterol and fealty to Lowtax wins e-wars. If you meet any of the criteria above, you might have what it takes to wear the green and gold of South Africa Australia the Swarm. Take the first steps to earn your Grenade and Wings today. You can visit our website by clicking the hyperlinks above, don't forget to make an introductory post in GBS! We will see you on the e-battlefield, either side by side or on the other side of the DZ.

Description
Welcome to the wiki of the Word of Lowtax, a Mechwarrior: Online mercenary unit affiliated with House Laio and the noble Tetatae bird warriors of Squawktopia. The Word of Lowtax is focused on providing a dubious, homo-erotic, propaganda focused unit, that any chicken or parrot warriors can call home. The Word of Lowtax is a Regimental Command that bases its unit history, tactical theory and application of warfare based on ancient Tetatae military units which carried the nickname "Goonswarm". Originally a Conventional Fighter Strike Flock, the unit saw a change to a fully combined wings unit under the House of Lowtax and served with the Squawkers with distinction.

Future information will be added, much of the data on the Word has been kept confidential.

Unit History
Goons meet Garth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7pROizf-2E

Goons chain tackle Paul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K2QF70H2hc

Goons break the game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuMTDrVf3I

ACES meet Goons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l-xz7cLKII

ARMD meets Goons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzY4V2b5xq8

Unit Structure
Tracker Class Warship "Pubbie's Revenge"
 * Gundam Company
 * Attached: Union Class Dropship "Flatulent Hippo"
 * Doctor-Pepper Lance
 * Squawk Lance
 * Clan Wolf Star Kerensky Lance


 * AT-ST Company
 * Attached: Union Class Dropship "SDF Macross"
 * SCARY GHOST Lance
 * SUPER LEET HUNTER Lance
 * Fred Lance

Monolith Class Jumpship "Tetatae's Roost"
 * Black Baza Battalion - Metallum Pila Mortis
 * Attached: 3x Union Class Dropships "Lend Me Your Ears, Slugs of Hope, Blackest Baza"
 * Adaptable Company
 * Be Cool Company
 * Chill Company


 * Bropocalypse Now Battalion - The Fist of Lowtax
 * Attached: 3x Union Class Dropships "Pussy Wagon, Sex Panther, Cougar Hunter"
 * VIOLENT Company
 * COMBAT Company
 * ROBOTS Company


 * KDR/SQUAD - Try Hards
 * Attached 3x Union Class Dropships "Get Kills or Die Tryin', Try Hard With A Vengeance, Special Snowflake"
 * Optimal Company
 * Try Hard Company
 * Kill Steal Company

Merchant Class Jumpship "Weekender"
 * Corsair's Own - The Old Guard
 * Attached 2x Leopard Class Dropships "Golden Oldies, Whippersnapper"
 * Veterans Lance
 * Aged Cheese Lance

Carrack Class Warship "Enemy Ship"
 * xxx_WOL OpFor_xxx - Clan Hard Corg
 * Attached 2x Union C Class Dropships "Honorable Combat, Zombie Bus"
 * Turtle Cluster
 * RP'ers Cluster

Gallery
Thanks to Hayden and Ironhawk for the uniform and mech repaints that we made better.