User:Goa

"G o a" is the Australian born XO of The Midnight Sons. Born to an inmate of the James Nash House mental corrections facility who was mistakenly impregnated by a loose chimpanzee, Goa spent his formative years shelving his mothers pills, and tripping off his balls. He went to high school where after an accident in the chemistry lab involving an ebola sample and a homemade ICBM, the teacher had a mental breakdown leaving Goa to his own devices for the better part of 2 years. It was around this time when he was first made contact with by PitViper and Eagle of The Midnight Sons. He quickly formed tight bonds with the unit, they could tell you why, but then they would have to kill you.

His attitude stinks, his mouth is fouler than the outside toilet located at the entrance to the pits of hell, his personal hygiene leaves a yeti desirable, and his facial hair has taken on the "Please stop, your scaring my children!" persona. He can't shoot straight anymore, his hands are stuffed so he plays with his feet, he is a mouse clicker and a keyboard turner, and he hot-mikes and heavy breathes. But you will still be punished, and you will still be left wondering "wha?" You may not see him often, you may not see him at all, somewhat of a nocturnal enigma, if you are busy piloting your mech, he will be busy fine tuning your sister. But make no mistake. If you get hit by The Midnight Sons, and it feels like there are three of them inside of you, you have made the acquaintance of the man himself. Just hope you live to tell your friends about it.

"The Midnight Sons is more than just a unit, it is a brotherhood. When all else fails, 'The Sons' remain. Be it international transfer of foodstuffs, or cross border movement of monetary funds, no challenge is to great for The Sons when it comes to the rescue of one of their own. This is what has carried me through, this is what makes this my home." - Goa.