Unit:幻想郷 GENSŌKYŌ

'' For those of us who have too much work in real life to give ourselves stress when gaming. ''

Rules of Gensōkyō Offenders will be sent to The Factory. Which may or may not be narrated by Duncan Fisher.
 * 1) Code of Conduct
 * 2) ゆっくりしていってね. Or... 'take it easy'. Just... chill.
 * 3) [Do NOT talk about Fight Club.] There are no other rules.

Application Requirements
 * 1) Being able to take it easy. There are many Merc Corps who are serious about winning, kill/death ratios and win/loss ratios. This is not one of them. Though everyone likes to win, we care more about fun than victory.
 * 2) Ability to speak English. Whether or not you want to use VOIP is up to you. Being able to speak Japanese is a plus since it's 東方 themed and all, but the # language we generally use should be English.
 * 3) Liking 東方 Project is optional, but would give us something else to talk about. Other than giant robots.
 * 4) Ability to Master Spark is optional, but preferable.
 * 5) Ability to bake cookies, scones, cakes, pie and pizza is optional, but preferable. Ability to clean the Scarlet Devil Mansion is optional, though it would be preferable if you don't carry knives.

Player Skill Requirements None. Complete newbies are welcome, and you might find that having us on your team might make it easier for you to learn since you could ask questions, spectate us if you're dead, tag along to someone else to learn... and of course, since you'd be less likely to die you can spend more time alive and learning. If you're the very competitive type who wants to win every match, there's probably a more performance-oriented clan out there for you - but I'd say the average member here currently is at least 'very good' or better. No idea how it turned out that way considering that we never imposed a skill entry requirement.

What Mech Should I Use?
 * Whatever you want to use.

What We Do
 * 1) Chill.
 * 2) Shoot others' giant robots with our giant robots.
 * 3) Chill.
 * 4) Post funny stuff on forums.
 * 5) Did we mention chill?
 * 6) Eat cookies.

Rank Structure
 * What rank?
 * What structure?

How Do I Sign Up?
 * Post on the MW:O forum thread.

How Do I Leave? Just go inactive. There will always be a place for you here if you decide to come back one day.
 * You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Can I be part of Gensōkyō and another Merc Corp at the same time?
 * That depends on whether the other group allows you to do so. We don't really care for now... but the time will come (Community Warfare update, 2013) when you may be forced by PGI to choose one. When that time comes, it's up to you which one you want to stay with.

Official Time Zone
 * None. Play at any time you like. The more people there are in the clan, the more likely it will be that you'll run into someone online.

Tentative Memberlist - Still expanding! The numbering is just an order of joining thing, because there are now so many Touhous floating around I can't go counting them from the top anymore.
 * 01. Hayashi - Patchouli Knowledge - Cheating by also being Koakuma
 * 02. Vulpesveritas - Ran Yakumo minus two tails
 * 03. Firestorm43 - Momiji Inubashiri
 * 04. Yukari Yakumo - Reimu Hakurei
 * 05. TEITEC - Tewi Inaba
 * 06. Stardust Reverie - Marisa Kirisame?
 * 07. Youngblood - CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
 * 08. ZANATHAN - Youmu Konpaku
 * 09. Reisen Udongein Inaba - Lagomorph of the same name
 * 10. AzureHydra
 * 11. Vil Stistel
 * 12. Karrin - Komachi Onozuka
 * 13. FLz
 * 14. Baelcros Weathers
 * 15. Blank Mage - Remilia Scarlet
 * 16. Piemur1 - Flandre
 * 17. Yanoshiku - [Hatsune Miku] 
 * 18. Cthulhufish - Utsuho Reiuji
 * 19. ChinesePeddler
 * 20. Heaph
 * 21. AigisSan
 * 22. Tenri - [A Goddess/schoolgirl of the same name] 
 * 23. HeroicTofu
 * 24. Diego Gomez - Tenshi Hinanawi
 * 25. MrSocks
 * 26. Stingz - Koishi Komeiji
 * 27. Rykerlegacy - ⑨
 * 28. NovaFury - Suika Ibuki
 * 29. Keramane - Aya Shameimaru
 * 30. TyphonStryker - Lunasa Prismriver
 * 31. L0negreywolf
 * 32. Luprecal
 * 33. Rhae
 * 34. MBison8888
 * 35. Krohin
 * 36. Cerlin
 * 37. iluvtofu
 * 38. sharklasers
 * 39. Parnage - Sakuya Izayoi
 * 40. Torqueware - Mr. Youmu Konpaku... erm.
 * 41. Nunspa
 * 42. Lancemate Raphael
 * 43. Kazami Raydric - Yuuka Kazami
 * Honorary Serious Troll: Mason West

C3 Client Channel
 * 1) 'MW:O - Gensokyo' (Set up by Firestorm43, thanks)
 * 2) Overflow I - 'Lance 1: Scarlet'
 * 3) Overflow II - 'Lance 2: Lunar'
 * 4) Overflow III - 'Lance 3: Kaze'
 * Password = danmaku

Use of C3 is optional for text chatting in between games or whatnot. Use of C3 voice chat ingame is also optional - and you might find we seem to drop far more times without voice chat on than with.

幻想郷へようこそ！ [Welcome to Gensōkyō!]

Not-So-Random Quotes


 * “The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly.” - 'Mrs Which'


 * "You'll at least watch my back for me, right, Tewi?" - From one bunny to another shortly before its lonely death


 * *Knifed* - A pad joke


 * "That member list is getting long. We are the best Touhou themed corp out there, guys." - Cthulhufish
 * "We are the only touhou themed corps." - Yukari Yakumo


 * 'I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.' - Whiterun Guard


 * 'You have no chance to survive make your time.' - CATS


 * 'I'll get to it later.' - Procrastinators' Anonymous